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In general: I like both gen and ship fic in about equal measure, and will read pretty much any rating. I like reading about found families and their dynamics, whether they're an adventuring group that's been together for a while now or a bunch of asshole superheroes that are trying to make things work. I like hurt/comfort, I even like breaking a character (Winter Soldier AUs are my brand at this point) for lots of angst, but my one solid caveat is that there has to be a happy ending. It doesn't need to be completely happy, but I just want everyone to be alive. I love everybody lives AUs bc I'm a wimp who can't stand major character death. I love AUs in general. pls feed them to me.

Do Not Want: gore way above canon-typical violence, bathroom kinks, parent kink, A/B/O and BDSM AUs, bestiality, incest when it would seem OOC for the characters, underage sex where one character is underage and the other is not, graphically depicted noncon, permanent major character death, tentacles, mpreg, knotting, graphic eye trauma

CRITICAL ROLE CAMPAIGN TWO
Characters: Mollymauk Tealeaf, Group: Kingsley Tealeaf & Mollymauk Tealeaf, Group: Mollymauk Tealeaf/Caleb Widogast, Caleb Widogast, Group: Mollymauk Tealeaf & Yasha, Group: Kingsley Tealeaf & Lucien & Mollymauk Tealeaf
Prompts:

I think it would be fun if instead of getting killed Molly was also kidnapped on Glory Run Road. the idea of him getting stuck in Shady Creek Run and having to contend with Lucien's past in just about the absolute worst possible situation - captured by slavers and not doing great physically - is very attractive to me, a person who would love to see Molly undergo character development through trauma. also: how do he and Yasha cope?

Lucien and Kingsley were identical twins: Lucien was the older twin, Kingsley the younger one. they were both highly ambitious, but Kingsley had lines he wouldn't cross and Lucien was too determined to make something of himself. this was something that they fell out over, and Kingsley left to become a pirate on the open sea. then, two years after the last time they saw each other, he sees his brother, dressed in a gaudy-ass coat the exact opposite of what he's come to expect from him, in the company of a bunch of very colorful adventurers on Avantika's ship. what happens next?

Tealeaf triplet AU! I'm ngl I just want to see sibling brawls and sibling team-ups.

Winter Soldier Molly AU!! or, to spice things up, either Kingsley or Caleb as a Winter Soldier.

Molly as a private investigator, Caleb as the mysterious client with a dark past who swoops in with a dangerous yet irresistible case. alternately, Caleb as a worn-down private eye and Molly as the mysterious client, or criminal contact. give me something comparable to either Jessica Jones or the Maltese Falcon!

Kingsley and Molly meet! how do they get along? do they get along at all? do they fight or are they practically in sync? how does Molly feel about meeting the future identity in his body? how does Kingsley feel about meeting his brother? do they end up falling into the sibling dynamic immediately or does it take time to happen?

Yasha and her etiquette book keep giving me so many feelings oh my heart. does she write in the margins of it? does she ever consult it for help in holding conversations? it was a gift from Molly to her, has he left anything in the margins of her book that she goes back to sometimes even after he's gone?

CRITICAL ROLE CAMPAIGN ONE
Characters: Group: Percival "Percy" Fredrickstein Von Musel Klossowski de Rolo III/Vex'ahlia, Percival "Percy" Fredrickstein Von Musel Klossowski de Rolo III, Vex'ahlia (Critical Role), Group: Keyleth & Shaun Gilmore, Group: Keyleth & Percival "Percy" Fredrickstein Von Musel Klossowski de Rolo III, Group: Keyleth/Vax'ildan
Prompts:

more than any other pairing, Percy and Vex give me the vibes of a classic fairytale couple. so give me a Percy/Vex fusion of Tam Lin, an old favorite of mine. maybe Cassandra escaped and Percy didn't, and years later Vex goes hunting in the forests near Whitestone and meets a very handsome fellow and they end up kissing a lot and stealing moments in the forest, but then the Whitestone Arc happens and hey! it turns out Vex has been uh screwing the Briarwoods' deeply traumatized enforcer! and then Vex has to save him with the power of love and also probably the Gauntlets of Ogre Power bc good lord her STR stat.

Shaun, Keyleth, and the mourning after, and how they both go on with their lives richer and better than they were before they met Vax. maybe something during Gilmore's wedding to Darius, where Keyleth and Gilmore talk and reminisce and raise a glass to old times. I truly believe she'd be the best man at his wedding. it would be fantastic.

CRITICAL CROSSOVERS
Characters: Group: Kingsley Tealeaf/Percival "Percy" Fredrickstein von Musel Klossowski de Rolo III/Vex'ahlia, Group: Caleb Widogast & Percival "Percy" Fredrickstein Von Musel Klossowski de Rolo III
Prompts

EXANDRIA UNLIMITED
Characters: Group: Dariax Zaveon/Dorian Storm, Group: Fearne & Fy'ra Rai & Opal
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